Item #: SCPXXXX
Object Class: Safe
THIS DOCUMENT MAY ONLY BE VIEWED UNDER PERMISSION OF AT LEAST LEVEL 4 SECURITY CLEARANCE PERSONNEL
SCPXXXX DOES NOT POSE ANY THREAT. IT CAN NOT HARM YOU.
If you begin to feel unease or any kind of mental discomfort while reading this document, report to your site's medical staff immediately.
SCPXXXX DOES NOT POSE ANY THREAT. IT CAN NOT HARM YOU.
Special Containment Procedures: SCPXXXX is to be kept inside a titanium vault underneath Site█ . The vault is to be located at least 500meters away from any other SCP containment unit, any storage space and any room or corridor frequently visited by any personnel. The entrance to the vault is to be secured via a 8digit code. The only elevator leading down to the vault is to be secured via an aditional 8digit code. The entrance to the elevator is to be monitored by at least 2 CCTV cameras at all times.
Further testing of SCPXXXX other than reading the already existing testing logs (marked as SCPXXXX-1) is highly discouraged. Cross testing with any other SCP object is strictly prohibited. Any attempts of cross testing will result in re-assignment as D-Class or immediate termination.
SCPXXXX DOES NOT POSE ANY THREAT. IT CAN NOT HARM YOU.
Description: SCPXXXX is a 21.5cm long croissant with chockolate cream inside. Chemical analysys (see testing log XXXX-l) has determined it to be nothing but puff pastry and cocoa paste, however, all human subjects enter a state of panic upon noticing it. Being in general proximity of SCPXXXX has also proven to cause all human subjects great deals of emotional distress, even if they do not know of it's presence. The range of this effect has been determined to be around 450meters. Reading SCPXXXX testing logs may also cause emotional distress in around 70% of subjects. Exposure to SCPXXXX effect for longer than an hour may cause clinical anxiety, paranoia, night terrors, existentional dread and nightmares involving a monstrous entity consisting of puff pastry, flesh, slime and mold. One or more of the mentioned effects have been noted in 95% of the exposed individuals. In 60% of those cases, the effects have worn off in about two weeks. In the rest, usage of a C-class amnestic was necessary.
Addendum XXXX.1: Severe coeliac disease has been diagnosed in over 40% of the subjects following the exposure to SCPXXXX.
SCPXXXX DOES NOT POSE ANY THREAT. IT CAN NOT HARM YOU.
Recovery: SCPXXXX has been recovered from a pocket of a apron worn by a bakery owner, who hanged himself inside his bakery in ████ Germany on 25/11/2018.
A passerby has noticed the hanging man through the bakery front window and immediatelly called the police. A crowd has gathered around the building shortly. The police arrived in less than ten minutes, however all the officers refused to enter the building, claiming that they were all too afraid of coming closer. The Foundation got informed about the situation shortly, and a Mobile Task Force has been deployed. The hanged body has been retrieved by the use of a pre-programmed robot sapper and flown to Site█ via an unmanned helicopter. A class B amnestic has been distributed to all involved individuals.
Later tests have shown the croissant to be the anomalous item, bakery owner's body was then cremated.
Notable testing logs:
Testing log XXXX-c: A D-class subject got sent down to the vault containing SCPXXXX. While riding down the elevator, the subject began sweating profusely and looking around the elevator in visible distress. Upon reaching the vault's level, subject refused to leave the elevator, even when informed that insubordination will result in termination. After 30 minutes the test was cancelled and the subject got administered a B-class amnestic.
Testing log XXXX-h: 5 D-class subjects got sent down to the vault containing SCPXXXX. They were told that their release date would be moved to the very next day, if they opened the vault and ate the croussant located inside.
While in elevator, the subjects discussed what the Foundation's motives may be. They quickly agreed that the crouissant is most likely poisoned. As the elevator reached the vault's level, four of the subjects have immobilised the fifth, deciding to force him to eat the whole croissant. They dragged him to the vault's entrance, however none of them wanted to be the one to open in. They argued about who should be the one to input the code for approximately 10 minutes, before getting in a brutal fistfight, resulting in two of them expiring due to suffered injuries.
The vault was not opened. The three remaining subjects got administered B-class amnestics.
Testing log XXXX-l: A pre-programmed robot got sent down to the vault containing SCPXXXX in order to perform a chemical analysys of the object. It did not detect any anomalous substances.
Addendum XXXX.2: Incident XXXX-1.a: Upon reading the testing logs of SCPXXXX on 14.10.2019. researcher Xuruiyu developped a habit of being late to every schedualed test, lecture, or event, and became noticably less productive, stating, whenever asked about the change in his behaviour, that nothing he does has any meaning anyway. At 05.11.2019 researcher Xuruiyu did not appear at a schedualed lecture at all. He was found four hours later passed away in a storage room used by janitorial staff, with a half-empty one liter bottle of ██ brand vodka. In response to being repprimanded, he stated that "all of men's work will turn to mold and dust anyway".
This prompted the research staff to conduct tests consisting of forcing D-class personell to read SCPXXXX related documents. 40% of the subjects have developped clinical depression.
Researcher Xuruiyu was not administered any amnestics, but he is undergoing a mandatory antidepressant treatment.
All documents directly mentioning the existance or anomalous effects of SCPXXXX are branded SCPXXXX-1.






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