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SCP-5871
Object Class- Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5871-1 is to be placed in a cryogenic cell with no contact with any personnel from the foundation, except D-class for strictly research purposes. If contact occurs [DATA EXPUNGED] this cell should be kept as close to -273 oC as possible
SCP-5871-2 is to be incinerated along with anything it has had contact with, if it comes into contact with a human, a class-A amnesiac will be applied and they will be kept under strict observation for a period of up to 2 months if they start showing signs they must be contained or destroyed, depending on how severe the symptoms present themselves.
SCP-5871-3 is to be kept in contact with at least two d-class personnel who will then keep hold of it and stop it [DATA EXPUNGED] this by-product will then be heated to 23oC and then dropped from a point that is 200 ft from the ground.
Description:
SCP-5871-1 is a fungus that tries to infect employees for top fast-food companies such as McDonald's and KFC, the reason for this bizarre behaviour is unknown. If the fungus makes it into the food and itis consumed the individual who consumed this tainted food will attempt to fuse to the restaurant by any means necessary. If these people are allowed to do this then the restaurant will disappear leaving no trace behind. It was unknown where these hellish restaurants went until a team of field agents and d-class were sent into one when the pathogen was added.
SCP-5871-2 is a benevolent pseudo-deity that seems to care about the health of mankind. When questioned (see addendum 2 for interview log) it says its name is [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is unknown how this entity pronounces this as human vocal cords cannot replicate this sound. This name is a level 1 cognitohazard. This deity also spreads a mysterious infection that neither helps nor hinders humanity it accelerates their IQ and modifies their skin so that it can withstand high force and temperature. The host enjoys this transformation. It is highly infectious.
SCP-5871-3 is a clump of sentient fungus that will repeatedly babble nonsense until it forms a word when it does this [DATA EXPUNGED]. Another clump is then formed.

ADDENDUM 1
[Members of 05 councils only]

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After Action report 12/02/04

On 12/02/04 12 hours 6 minutes and 12 seconds, mobile task Zeta-Niner (Molerats) were sent into an infected McDonalds before it disappeared.
Four individuals were chosen for this dangerous. Our names were Sergeant McKenney, Private smith, Private Johnson and d-1932.