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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, along with attached SCP-XXXX-1, is to be contained on Site-XX within a sterile room climate-controlled for human habitation. SCP-XXXX should remain affixed to its bracketing device and may only be removed with permission of two (2) Level X researchers. SCP-XXXX-1 must have a catheter device inserted at all times and be positioned in such a way that any effluence is directed away from it and into an appropriate biohazardous material recepticle. SCP-XXXX-1 must be inspected regularly by a qualified medical practitioner and any symptoms of adverse conditions or changes must be reported. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be cleaned and moisturized daily with pre-approved hygienic products, with additional cleaning as needed due to activity. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must wear latex-free disposable medical gloves and should practice common medical safety procedures before and after interacting with SCP-XXXX, including proper disposal of any biohazardous material. D-Class personnel with a record of violent or sexual offenses are not to be permitted access to SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX's original packaging is to be housed on site in a standard secure locker.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a circular device of stainless steel approximately 4.5 cm in diameter, 1 cm in width, and 0.2 cm in thickness along the rim, with the label "Dr. Wondertainment's Little Magicians(tm) Clever Cuffs" etched in bold lettering around the circumference. A search of multiple international databases show no such trademark on record. On the rear side of the ring is a blank disc of stainless steel covering the entire diameter. On the front side and protruding from the interior of the device is the penis and testicles (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) of a human male (hereafter, "Subject") of Caucasian descent. SCP-XXXX-1 is firmly affixed to SCP-XXXX with an impenetrable hermetic seal where the flesh meets metal. SCP-XXXX-1 displays all the normal bodily attributes of a healthy adult human male's genitalia, including daily excretory and occasional sexual functionality, with no uniquely identifying features.

Damaged packaging material found during SCP-XXXX's retrieval describe it as one-half of a pair of metal cuffs intended to be placed on the wrist or arm and then separated, employing unknown means to allow a subject to detach the affixed extremity for entertainment purposes. When the cuffs are reconnected, the extremity is returned unharmed and the cuffs may be removed safely.

Discovery Log: SCP-XXXX was recovered by police in █████████, █████████, on ██-██-20██, after a bus driver for local public transportation services reported a suspicious brown paper bag being left unattended on their vehicle. Foundation personnel were alerted by a local embedded agent and obtained SCP-XXXX shortly thereafter. The acquired bag contained SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 along with torn cardboard and plastic packaging material describing the item.

Addendum XXXX-03

I would like to formally lodge my dissent to the opinion of Dr. W████████ with regards to further invasive experimentation on SCP-XXXX-1. As I have expressed in both professional and personal settings, Dr. W████████'s understanding of "consent" is dubious at best. It is my opinion that SCP-XXXX-1 should be treated in a similar manner as a coma patient; that is, with respect and as little interference as possible until the Subject is identified. — Dr. U█████████

Addendum XXXX-04

Dr. W████████ is no longer permitted access to SCP-XXXX and has been reassigned to a different facility. —Site Administrator