yeet-bread

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is kept beneath a Queen size bed, bought from Ikea. The bed is in a 15 m x 10 m x 10 m room surrounded by a thin line of salt approximately two(2) cm wide. Should the salt be shifted in any way that creates an opening, a line of chalk is to be drawn in place of the salt until any D-class personnel is able to replace the missing salt. Any unauthorized person(s) who enter without clearance can and will be restrained and removed from the room; by force if necessary. Should the entity breach containment, strategically positioned guards armed with a riot shield one(1) white chicken egg and a box of white or red chalk.

Description : the entity is exactly 2 meters tall and 0.3 meters wide. It is a demon-like creature that has a line of color underneath it's eyes and two(2) patches of color on opposite sides of its face. The line displays its temperature. The two patches show how it currently feels. SCP-xxxx has a digestive tract very similar to that of a humans as well as eyes that see 98% the average distance a human can. It has been observed to enjoy nearly all human food except bread. Slowed footage revealed that it has a small pocket dimension that it often crawls into. We are still unable to access it.
When first captured apprehended, the entity was skeptical and wary of anyone and everyone.¹ Three(3) months, nine(9) days of the entity's containment and we have discovered a second anomaly that came out of the pocket dimension.

Professor █████ wishes to include a strange new behavior observed of the creature.

Professor █████ : The way i, well, i didn't really discover it. Somebody ran up to me, out of breath and said 'the monster has an egg'. he told me to follow him so i did and

Interviewer…and you didn't bring-

Professor █████ : Let me finish. he brought me to the room with the creature, and sure enough, it was sitting politely in the corner, growling violently with a chicken egg in its mouth.