Yeoss

SCP 911-J
(Joke SCP)
Name : Snowflake Destroyer

Classification : Based

Special Containment Procedures

SCP 911-J is to be kept in an Upper-Middle Class suburban lot in Stockton, California. He is to be kept away from anyone who isn't Cisgender biological, Heterosexual normal or primitive if I'm honest Right Wing. He is to be given a PC Personal Computer (He doesn't like that word in any context) with the following specifications :
CPU : Intel i7 7700K
GPU : Nvidia Geforce GTX 1660 Super

Every year an upgrade occurs. He is to be allowed to leave the house within a time arrangement from 6:30 AM to 5:45 PM and should return within that time frame or else he won't get extra tater tots for din-din tonight.

In the emergency of the above being violated, he will need a projector to prove that Snowflakes can't handle facts. THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL DISPLAYED ON THE VIDEO MUST BE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL COLUMNIST BEN SHAPIRO

Description :

SCP 911-J is a 12 year old Caucasian male who describes himself as "Reactionary, Based and Rational", as can be taken from his Twitter bio (that's literally the bio of every idiot who thinks that they are so good at debating because they saw Ben Shapiro misquote a study)
He is very rational and intelligent, he is contained because he attacked a Homosexual student was too cool for those snowflakes so they violated his Freedom of Speech and were caled slurs by SCP 911-J and told that their opinions didn't matter because they had pronouns in their bios epicly destroyed with facts and logic.

He is most notable for his most famous arguments :
"I'm not racist I swear"
"41%"
"80% crime rate"
"You hate me because I have a different opinion"
"Ok Libtard"
"LMAO Snowflakes mad"
"Soyboy!"
"Communism doesn't work"
"I sexually identify as (insert inanimate object here"
"Stop shoving your gayness down my throat"
"Cancel culture is deadly!"
"Twitter is trying to silence me!"
"Feminism is cancer"

I swear to God is this some out of Season April Fool's joke? Truly a monopolizer in the free marketplace of ideas, bravo!