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Item #: SCP-4458

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4458 should always be contained in a 5 m × 5 m × 5 m chamber. The steel-based alloy composing the walls must be maintained at a constant temperature of 250°C. In these case of an attempted breach, there should be a minimum of three flame projecting nozzles embedded in the front of the door. They are required to be set at maximum power, regardless of security level. The Containment Cell doors are required to be maintained at a minimum of 1000°C to prevent any attempted breach of containment by SCP-4458. No Foundation personnel or Class-D are allowed within the containment of SCP-4458 without permission from the council or Dr. ██████. Anyone found in violation of this will be dealt with immediately.

Description: SCP-4458 was previously a D-Class test subject labeled D-█████. Mentally challenged but good at following orders, D-█████ was trusted with cleaning up the rejected material from SCP-682. After a successful breach of its containment, unknown to researchers at the time, D-█████ [DATA EXPUNGED]. After an hour from the emergency cleaning, the acute lack of [REDACTED] was observed upon D-█████ . A researcher was present to observe this difference and contacted armed personnel immediately. When the Mobile Task Forces moved in to contain the entity deemed SCP-682-1, the researcher was found dead completely devoid of [REDACTED]. It is hypothesized that the missing organ of the researcher was [REDACTED] by SCP-682-1. From there, the entity known as SCP-682-1 continued to increase in mass in minute variables, measured by the real-time scale which serves as the floor of its containment. The magnitude of the anomaly resulted in SCP-682-1 being given its own file for containment procedures and independence from SCP-682. Since it is officially recorded as SCP-4458 and given the moniker “The Meat”.

SCP-4458 is sentient, 2 meters tall, and resembles a humanoid figure with bulging eyes. The primary difference between SCP-4458 and your standard homo sapien is the distinct lack of standard epidermis. SCP-4458 bleeds profusely from between its extremely muscular figure. It is presumed that SCP-4458 is modeled after Leonardo DiVinci da Vinci's Vitruvian man. SCP-4458 is composed of two main parts, SCP-4458-1 and SCP-4458-2.

Upon any consumption of SCP-4458, the subject's skin will flay from their skin body gradually over a period of 10 minutes to 5 hours(See Tests - Alpha-01+02). Depending on the amount of flesh seized from the subject, SCP-4458 will grow accordingly. SCP-4458 should be fed 5 kilograms of this flesh over a period of months. If not fed, SCP-4458 will explore other means of attaining food to prevent starvation. The Foundation has found that SCP-4458 shows high aversion to heat surpassing 100°C. If SCP-4458 is kept at temperatures higher than 100°C it will remain in a dormant state, unable to [REDACTED]. However, SCP-4458 does not burn like any biological organism known on Earth. Instead, SCP-4458 pools into a liquid equal in mass to its flesh and organs labeled SCP-4458-1. After intense analysis, it was discovered that SCP-4458-1 is composed of liquified tissue and biological products including; feces, sperm, and blood. When compared, the DNA of SCP-4458-1 matched that of [REDACTED]. While SCP-4458-1 is melting, a distinct skeletal structure can be observed. When this skeleton, dubbed SCP-4458-2, is revealed it acute vibration can be heard. SCP-4458-2 remains molecularly intact and visually unaffected despite any attempts by the Foundation to destroy it. The origin and composition of SCP-4458's skeletal structure are currently unknown. Visually, it is identical to that of a human, except the rib cage has been replaced with [DATA EXPUNGED]. This adaptation is used in the complete regeneration of SCP-4458. After being completely revealed, the jaw of SCP-4458-2 will open until it [REDACTED]. After this process, SCP-4458 will be completely reformed over a period of 2 days. After each event, SCP-4458 has been noted to increase in mass. The source of this misplaced mass being [REDACTED]. When it becomes agitated, SCP-4458's eyes bulge from their sockets and become increasingly bloodshot as it begins to rant about an entity that it has deemed the God of Meat. After conducting several interviews with SCP-4458 and SCP-0682, the origin of this "Meat God" or the existence of such a thing is currently unknown. The full capabilities of the memetic properties of SCP-4458 are currently under review.

Interview 4458-01
Interviewed: SCP-4458
Interviewer: Dr. Leonard ██████.

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<BEGIN LOG>
Dr. Leonard ██████: Hello D-█████, my name is Dr. ██████. I will be the researcher conducting this interview. We have it recorded here that you…
SCP-4458: Uh, 'ello doc, are you here to help me… or test on me?
Dr. Leonard ██████: I don't understand the nature of your question? However, I will be the one asking the questions from here on out.
At this point, SCP-4458's eye turns blood red.
SCP-4458: (Very agitated) You know exactly what the fuck I mean, Doc! Don't play with me as if I was a child!
Dr. Leonard ██████: Wait-hold on! Did you know that your eyes change color during a change of mood?
SCP-4458 eyes return to normal color and it gains a sarcastic tone in its voice.
SCP-4458: I couldn’t possibly understand what you mean by that?
Dr. Leonard ██████: You know exactly what I-
SCP-4458 interrupts Dr. ██████ after appearing to have calmed down.
SCP-4458: (Interrupts) Once I get out of this place I will summon the Meat God, the Foundation will be crushed under his meaty fist.
Dr. Leonard Church: Who is this Meat God that you speak of?
SCP-4458: He created me just like all the other flesh! He controls everything, everything, and even you!
Dr. Leonard ██████: Jesus D-█████, have you lost your mind?
At this point, SCP-4458's eyes turn blood red indicating it has been provoked.
SCP-4458: What did you say about my god, you insolent sack of bones!
SCP-4458 breaches its restraints.
Dr. Leonard ██████: How did you…oh fuck!
Dr. ██████ fled from CC SCP-4458 and notified the Mobile Task Forces immediately.
<END LOG>

Aftermath: During this breach, ██ foundation personnel were reported MIA/KIA. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 ( aka "Fire Eaters" ) was trusted with the containment of SCP-4458. After the complete meltdown of SCP-4458-1, SCP-4458-2 was transported to the main SCP-4458 containment chamber. Extra safety precautions were set in place to moderated any other interaction with SCP-4458. Ethanol projecting nozzles were embedded into the door to prevent any breach by SCP-4458.
Note: Mobile Task Force Epsilon-9 were advised to prevent contain SCP-4458 as quick as possible while maintaining as much of its integrity as they could. MTF personnel attempted to contain SCP-4458 and were so inclined to [REDACTED]. After the deaths of ██ Foundation members, MTF E-9 was forced to melt SCP-4458 down to SCP-4458-2. In this state, SCP-4458-2 could be easily transported, given that it does not [REDACTED].