SCP-4999-J

Item #: SCP-4999-J
Object Class: Keter, Sherlock Holmes.

Special Containment Procedures: Because this motherfucker moves around so god damn much, y'all assholes can't contain him. WOOOSH THERE HE GOES! Now go try to get Uncle Ron. Now I'm not much of a mobile gamer, but forget everything you've heard because Raid Shadow Legends. WOOSH NOW HE'S GONE!!

Description: THIS MOTHAFUCKA IS MY GOD DAMN UNCLE RON. HE BE LIKE 5 GAZILLION FUCKING POUNDS. HE LIKE POTATO CHIPS AND HENTAI. HIS ASS LIKES TO WATCH YO ASS DIE IF YOU DO THIS SHIT:

- Read SCPs that you like but don't upvote.
- Not play Raid: Shadow Legends
- Spam copypastas in IRC chat.
- Diss my homie Dr. Bright.
- Diss my homie Dr. Karani.
- Diss my homie Dr. Agulia.
- Diss my homie Dr. Grichevin.
- Take this seriously.
- Suck horse penis.
- Format an SCP like this.

NOW GO DO THAT SO THESE MOTHAFUUCKIN' ESS SEE PEE MORONS WILL STOP BOTHERING ME. I LIKE POOPOO IN MY URETHRA AN—

At this point, the subjects access to this document ceased, and subject was given Class A amnestic.