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GUS' REALLY GOOD FRESH JERKY

Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article

Genre: Horror

Elevator Pitch:
Gus is a store owner of 5 jerky shops spread throughout the US nation. Gus is approximately 250 lbs, has red hair, a greasy tank top and blue jeans. SCP-XXXX relates to the combined nature of -1, -2, and -3. SCP-XXXX is located on the edge next to Death Valley, CA. SCP-XXXX-1 Would be Gus, SCP-XXXX-2 Would be the infinite warehouse of desires (sorta like 3008), and SCP-XXXX-3 Would be the taste council in the warehouse. SCP-XXXX-3 is a collection of 6 human brains put in standard lab jars. They overlook the entrance to SCP-XXXX-2 and taste test the jerky before sent through pipes to SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-3 Have complete control over the machinery in SCP-XXXX-2, and can stop/run the machines connecting to the upper parts of SCP-XXXX-2 at will. SCP-XXXX-3 have what appears to be cut off taste buds attached to each one's separate tubes. This is how they "Taste test" the jerky. The foundation would know about SCP-XXXX due to the willingness of SCP-XXXX-1 to share information. (it is unknown whether SCP-XXXX-1 shares this information to gain trust or because it really doesn't care. It appears SCP-XXXX-1 feeds off of the jerky that wasn't sold at nighttime.) SCP-XXXX-1 Does not, however, share anything relating to how the jerky is made, claiming, "I ain't givin' you that! My store's are orignal' Ain't gunna want no competition!"

Central Narrative:
SCP-XXXX would be investigated by an MTF team looking to gain knowledge of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 would keep them trapped in his store, giving them all the jerky they have ever wanted with their favorite flavors. Needless to say they were never seen again and there soon after came MTF flavored jerky.

Hook/Attention-Grabber:
SCP-XXXX has all your desires, even previous ones. SCP-XXXX as well has Jerky for those whom cannot decide. SCP-XXXX-1 Has a cannibalistic desire, and SCP-XXXX was supposedly made as a literal "tourist trap"

Additional Notes:
This is based off of a real store. https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/30db56f2-9d27-46ef-917a-aa7f02b3840c (I'm not going to use this though)

ANOTHE csp ?/??????//?

hmmmm maybe