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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 needs to be kept in a cardboard box in a containment locker at Site-██. Under no circumstances SCP-XXXX-1 will be out of the box whatsoever. SCP-XXXX-2 is kept in a room as a size of a interview room with SCP-XXXX-3 in the corner of the room. Interviews with SCP-XXXX-2 needs to be approved by O5 Council. SCP-XXXX-1 and -2 is needed to kept in separate rooms so SCP-XXXX-2 can't go crazy.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a 9-track speedcore album called 'BRUTAL RHYTHM RIDER' from 2012 by SCP-XXXX-2. The album samples songs like Black Eyed Pea's 'I Gotta Feeling' & Far East Movement's 'Like A G6'. The effects are when listening to this album are adrenaline rush, increased blood flow & heart attacks. The songs like 'HIT AND RUN IN 1920 A.D.', 'LIKE A G666' & 'CRUISE BEAST' are so fast that nobody in the Foundation can clap that fast and if someone clap that fast their hands will be sore. SCP-XXXX-1 is known for the killing of a California man.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a 145 cm, 30 kg piñata named 'TQBF' who made the album. SCP-XXXX-2 has been active since 2008. When SCP-XXXX-2 is provoked, SCP-XXXX-2 would attack the provoker with SCP-XXXX-3 when a person talks about SCP-XXXX-1 gives a person a heart attack. SCP-XXXX-2 is known for creating 'The Big Black', 'Coward Killing Time' & 'BURNING BRAIN'. SCP-XXXX-2 will go crazy is he is in the same room as SCP-XXXX-1 it's because it's his favorite album as mentioned in the interview. SCP-XXXX-2 is known to kill other piñatas with SCP-XXXX-3 in the cover for SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-3 is SCP-XXXX-2's bloody signature bat from the album cover of SCP-XXXX-1. The blood on SCP-XXXX-3 is from a unknown person from Oregon which SCP-XXXX-2 used SCP-XXXX-3 on when the person provoked SCP-XXXX-2 for no reason at all in 1█/4/█8. The looks of SCP-XXXX-3 is so intimidating because of the blood on SCP-XXXX-3.

SCP-XXXX-1, -2 and -3 came to attention by the Foundation when SCP-XXXX-1 gave a California man a heart attack & when SCP-XXXX-2 attacked a Oregon man using SCP-XXXX-3 when the man provoked SCP-XXXX-2.

Addendum: When SCP-XXXX-2 is out without SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX-2 will be respected by the Foundation. When SCP-XXXX-2 is out with SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX-2 & SCP-XXXX-3 will be re-contained.

Interviews A, B and C - 2/5/18

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2

Interviewer: Dr. ████

Foreword: Talking about the music.

<Begin Log, 4:32 PM>

Dr. ████: So, I've heard you're popular, is that right?

SCP-XXXX-2: Yes.

Dr. ████: Describe your music.

SCP-XXXX-2: My music is so fast paced, one person can listen to my music without having a heart attack.
Dr. ████: What is your favorite track that you've made?
SCP-XXXX-2: I think it's a three-way between 'SLEEPY EYES AGAIN', 'The Big Black' & 'NO HESITATION'.
Dr. ████: Why are you in the separate room as SCP-XXXX-1?
SCP-XXXX-2: It's because I go crazy when I'm in the same room as my album. So, because it's my favorite album.
Dr. ████: So, I've heard that your music can give people heart attacks.
SCP-XXXX-2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
Dr. ████: No, don't kill me…. No!!!!!!
<End Log, 4:53 PM>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-2 has attacked Dr. ████ using SCP-XXXX-3 until Dr. ████ has bleed to death.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2

Interviewer: Dr. Franks

Foreword: Talking about SCP-XXXX-1.

<Begin Log, 5:35 PM>

Dr. Franks: Hi.

SCP-XXXX-2: Hi.

Dr. Franks: So, we're going to talk about your album.

SCP-XXXX-2: Yeah.
Dr. Franks: What is your favorite track that from your album?
SCP-XXXX-2: 'NO HESITATION' is my favorite track from my album.
Dr. Franks: What do you think of the album?
SCP-XXXX-2: I think my album is great.
Dr. Franks: I'm a fan of your music.
SCP-XXXX-2: Really? Thank you!
Dr. Franks: Thank you for your time and I'll see you later.
<End Log, 5:54 PM>

Closing Statement: Dr. Franks has given a handshake by SCP-XXXX-2 in respect when Dr. Franks said that Dr. Franks is a fan for SCP-XXXX-2's music.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-2

Interviewer: Dr. Nobody

Foreword: Conversation about SCP-XXXX-2's life.

<Begin Log, 9:08 PM>

Dr. Nobody: Hello, SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-2: Hi.

Dr. Nobody: So, we're going to talk about your life.

SCP-XXXX-2: Yeah.
Dr. Nobody: So, will you tell me.
SCP-XXXX-2: Yeah. My life has been hell so far because I keep killing people when they say they hate my music I kill them because they are haters.
Dr. Nobody: Oh.
SCP-XXXX-2: So, shall we?
Dr. Nobody: Yes.
<End Log, 9:35 PM>

Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-2 puts on Kanye West's 'Devil In A New Dress' then dances with Dr. Nobody.

Test A - 31/4/18

Subject: D-9423
Procedure: Speak to SCP-XXXX-2 then provoke SCP-XXXX-2 at the end of the conversation.
Results: D-9423 has been killed by SCP-XXXX-2 using SCP-XXXX-3.
Analysis: When D-9423 said "Your music give people heart attacks". SCP-XXXX-2 went berserk, because D-9423 is a hater of SCP-XXXX-2's music.