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SCP #1:
Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard garage, under constant surveillance, along side instances of SCP-XXXX-B, which are kept in a pen measuring at 2 x 2 meters. A tracking beacon is to be placed on SCP-XXXX for easier retrieval in case of SCP-XXXX entering an active state. Only those at Level 3 Clearance or higher can access SCP-XXXX without an escort.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Mercedes-Benz GLS Class SUV colored a light gold tinge. When used like a normal vehicle of it's type, it works as it should, save for the fact any key can be used to start up the vehicle. However, it's anomalous properties occur when the trunk of the van is opened up.

In this active state, when a humanoid entity becomes present underneath the open hood, the hood will automatically close on top of them at an unusually rapid pace, causing the subject to be knocked unconcious. After this, a humanoid entity, hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-A, will manifest from the drivers seat of SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX-A takes the form of a humanoid entity, about 1.75 meters tall, wearing a fur-lined loose-fitting outfit. Samples taken from the outfit are found to match DNA found in the species Oryctolagus cuniculus, or domestic rabbit.

Upon spying the unconcious subject, SCP-XXXX-A will proceed towards them, and put them into the trunk of SCP-XXXX. From this point foward, the subject is now designated SCP-XXXX-B. After this, SCP-XXXX-A will return to the drivers seat, and SCP-XXXX and its passengers will vanish. All attempts at tracking SCP-XXXX during its demanifestation have failed, as contact is lost as soon as it occurs.

Approximately 3 days after demanifestation, SCP-XXXX will remanifest in a radius of 4 kilometers of it's initial demanifestation. Within SCP-XXXX also contains a member of the Oryctolagus cuniculus species, and DNA tests show that the DNA of the instance matches that of SCP-XXXX-B, and also reveals that the two are one in the same.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-B appear to be surgically put together, and autopsies of said instances reveal [DATA EXPUNGED]. Instances also occasionally lay eggs, similar to those found in popular candy brands found around Easter time. Analysis of said eggs reveal the presence of surgical parts made of candy in varying degrees of damage.

Addendum: On April 13th, [DATA EXPUNGED], analysis of an egg layed by an instance of SCP-XXXX-B revealed a small camera hidden inside, vastly different compared to any of the objects found in prior instances. The egg was broken open and the camera retrieved. Playback of the footage revealed a recording of SCP-XXXX-A seemingly preforming surgery on a Class D to convert him to the typical instance of SCP-XXXX-B. The processes shown included [DATA REDACTED]. Many of the methods shown were unlike typical techniques, and were also theoretically impossible by medical standards. Tools similar to car parts were frequently used in the operation. The footage ended with a shot of text, which read as follows:

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