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Item #: SCP-4292
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4292 is to remain unlisted on the YouTube platform until a way to set SCP-4292 to private is available. The only known link to SCP-4292 is to remain written on a 8½ by 11 inch college ruled sheet of paper in Dr. █████████'s office. Any re-uploads of SCP-4292 on any file-sharing websites are never to be viewed or downloaded, [DATA EXPUNGED] will take down any re-uploads of the video and the uploader will be tracked and brought into foundation custody. All known versions of SCP-4292 in file form are to remain on a Seagate Portable 1TB External Hard Drive. The aforementioned external hard drive is located in the ███ warehouse located in █████████, █████.
Description: SCP-4292 is a YouTube video uploaded by the Epic Rap Battles of History channel, the video is unlisted with only one known copy of the link in existence. The video is 5:02 minutes long with 19 views, four of which are from Dr. █████████, head of research for SCP-4292. Fifteen of the views come from several D-Class personnel used to test the effects of SCP-4292. (See Addendum 4292.1)
The video title is "John Cena vs Dwane "The Rock" Johnson - Epic Rap Battles of History." but despite the title Dwane "The Rock" Johnson never appears in the video. The content of the video starts with Lloyd Ahlquist (A.K.A EpicLLOYD) dressed in a muscle suit that resembles WWE wrestling star John Cena. Lloyd Ahlquist dressed as John Cena, which will now be known as SCP-4292-1, then starts rapping about his athletic ability, wrestling success, fame, and his self purported large genitals. This verse will always be the same no matter who is currently viewing SCP-4292.
The video then cuts to a shot of the current viewer of SCP-4292 scoffing at SCP-4292-1. Once the camera cuts back to SCP-4292-1 will start rapping about embarrassing secrets the viewer of SCP-4292 has, this verse is different depending on who is viewing SCP-4292. D-Class personnel report that this verse is particularly hurtful, and leaves an emotional impact even after the video ends.
The video then cuts back to the viewer, who attempts to diss SCP-4292-1, but due to lack of negative aspects of the real life John Cena the quality of this verse is described as pathetic by the viewers of it. The video cuts back to SCP-4292-1, who's next verse has nearly no discernible pattern. This verse is sometimes making fun of the viewers appearance, sometimes their personality, sometimes its nothing but SCP-4292-1 boasting about himself. Most of the this verse is a combination of hurtful insults and SCP-4292-1 boasting about himself. This is the longest verse and lasts until the end of the video.The video ends suddenly with SCP-4292-1 preforming John Cena's classic finishing move, the Attitude Adjustment, upon the viewer of SCP-4292.
Psychological examinations of D-Class personnel who have viewed SCP-4292 have showed signs of extreme depression, very low self confidence, and major suicidal thoughts and actions. Even Dr. █████████, who has quite a high memetic resistance, is currently suffering extreme depression despite high anti-depressant use. Currently there have been no D-Class personnel who survived exposure to SCP-4292, with all of then succumbing to suicide days after. Dr. █████████ is a noticeable exception due to his survival of ███ days after initial exposure, maintaining this state requires dosages of anti-depressants much higher than what is considered safe, this is alongside constant monitoring to prevent any suicide attempts.
Addendum 4292.1: Interview with D-Class 8002 after initial exposure to SCP-4292
Dr. Sharma: Welcome, please take a seat.
D-Class 8002: (Stuttering) Th-th-thank y-you.
Dr. Sharma: Would you like to tell us your overall feeling of the video you just watched?
D-Class 8002: I-i-it-i-it (loudly clears throat) it was bad. Well no, it was objectively good i guess. I mean i don't know man. I can't describe it.
Dr. Sharma: It was a rap battle of you against WWE wrestler John Cena.
D-Class 8002: God it sounds so dumb when you say it like that, but yeah that's exactly what it was.
Dr. Sharma: I'm going to need you to answer the question.
D-Class 8002: That's right, my feelings on the video. Well, um, first of all the fact i'm in the video is insane. Second, well, umm, I don't know man. John Cena just obliterated me.
Dr. Sharma: Yes but we need to know that made you feel.
D-Class 8002: It hurt man, I hurt. Not physically you know, just, I feel like I can't use my brain anymore or something. I really don't want to think about it man, do we have to finish this interview?
Dr. Sharma: I've gotten all I needed from you, you can leave. Thank you.
Hours later D-Class 8002 hung himself with bed sheets in his cell, it was fatal.
