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Item #: SCP-####
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: He is kept in a small room with grass on the floor, an extra room that looks like a house, and a garden. He is kept busy gardening, oblivious that he is under foundation custody. He spends most of his day gardening but tends to attack researcher personnel on a weekly basis. This is prevented when doctors and researchers enter, wearing a plaid shirt, plaid suspenders, and khaki shorts instead of their lab coats. Interviews never go well. SCP-#### always tries to derail the conversation with “how are you” and “how are the kids”. SCP-#### is fed sandwiches, eggs, and orange juice because when fed anything else, he throws a violent fit and begins to attack MTF and researchers.
Description: SCP-#### is a humanoid entity with pale, wrinkly skin and a large, ear-to-ear smile. He wears a plaid shirt, plaid suspenders, and khaki shorts. He carries poisonous flowers and sharp hand shovels in his many pockets. He will attack you if you raise your voice or say something rude. He also will attack if you criticize his lawn or his gardening skills. He will commonly ask questions like “How are you” or “Did you see the game” even if he’s talking to nobody. He was discovered 3 months after moving into a neighborhood in Arizona. 3 months into his stay he received a critique of his lawn and garden. SCP-#### proceeded to stab his neighbor with a hand shovel and stuff 2 poisonous flowers up the neighbor’s nose. He breathed the poison in and died. SCP-#### was resilient to enter foundation custody until he offered a yard and a room resembling his house. SCP-#### roams around his vault, saying his phrases and gardening sometimes. SCP-#### will sometimes obtain various tools, such as axes, hoes, tillers, and rototillers. His way of getting these tools is unknown. The tools are often confiscated, but they usually. disappear when taken away.
