Yoyodyne Systems

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Object Class: Keter
SCP-5118 Appears to be a regular household vacuum. However when turned on, it will maim the user and anyone within 3 miles of it. Never under any circumstances should it’s brush roll feature be activated. Doing so will result in an AK-class end-of-the-world scenario.

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5118 is to be held on Site-17, 5 miles away from any SCP’s. Maintenance is to be preformed every 48 hours, as the VACCUM will rust quickly. Complete rust will result in a Mass Extinction Event. Maintenance is to be carried out by select Level 3 security personal.