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Item#: SCP-4553
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Whereas SCP-4553 doesn’t warrant any danger to anybody, SCP-4553 is to be contained in a 500 square feet cell all the time, furnished under SCP-4553 requirements. If SCP-4553 request to be released, an official will be assigned to it and will escort it through the installations.
SCP-4553 must not make contact to any higher item class that could put it in danger, if SCP-4553 requests it for motives of keeping records of an item, SCP-4553 will be assigned to ten members who can secure the interactions of SCP-4553 with any other item class to be safe for it, and for the Foundation.
Each time every four days, an assigned member for SCP-4553 must list an inventory of supplies it requires, all supplies must go under inspection before being sent to SCP-4553 containment cell.
Once every month, SCP-4553 must be taken to a medical facility, where it must be removed of all vital organs except the brain, blood and bones must be removed too. Bimonthly, SCP-4553 must be taken to a medical facility, where it’s brain and external tissues must be removed, each trimester, SCP-4553 must be removed of all muscular tissues, tendons and eyes. Each part removed from SCP-4553 must be used for investigation purposes or to be donated to the personal staff compatible with the blood type of SCP-4553.
Description: SCP-4553 is an adult European female with high regeneration capabilities, identifying as “Miss Raspberry”.
SCP-4553 possess an abnormal regeneration speed, capable to regenerate every part of its body to perfection, the life span of SCP-4553 dates to be 1519 years old, yet each medical test is comparable to one of a healthy, sports female human on her 30s.
Acquisition: On [REDACTED] SCP-4553 was captured after a security breach in on one of our installations, as the circumstances of how SCP-4553 managed to find and access the site were odd, the registry was taken over an O5, who interviewed SCP-4553.
INTERVIEW LOG
Interviewer: O5 Agent, redacted as Agent5.
Interviewed: SCP-4553-0, redacted with -0 particle as the interview taken was extra-official at the moment.
Agent 5: Normally at this point, SCP-4553-0, we would’ve already done our normal procedures when we encounter civilians trying to enter our installations, this doesn’t happen often, but we already have a system.
SCP-4553-0: What stopped you from doing so? Also, please call me Miss Raspberry; I don’t like to repeat myself.
Agent5: We can’t ignore the circumstances in how you were able to find this site, plus, after your self-declaration of having a high immune resistance to drugs, which we will not take lightly; it makes us need time to bring stronger drugs and… Another articles, to provide a successfully removal of your memories.
(Rather than making it mad, SCP-4553-0 laughs at me every time I ignore the requests from being called by their civilian name)
SCP-4553-0: And as I also stated before, you don’t need to do so!
Agent5: Because you plan to stay and live here, right? SCP-4553-0, we are not a hotel.
SCP-4553-0: I’m aware of it, yet I don’t plan to stay in a simple cell.
Agent5: First of all, SCP-4553-0, we still haven’t decided to treat you as an anomaly to be contained, for us, you are just a regular person we will soon dispose of.
SCP-4553-0: …
Agent5: Let’s pretend for a moment we will accept your voluntary request to be contained, that will require we make a more specific interview, to say like, an interrogation. SCP-4553-0, how did you found this place, how did you know about us?
SCP-4553-0: Arnold McKenzie, an acquaintance of mine, and one of your employees.
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, do you really want me to believe a member of our personal slipped classified information to a civilian?
SCP-4553-0: He did, he died a long time ago, and I stole their belongings.
Agent5: And that is how you obtained these… Old credentials, you should have knew better, these are obsolete, there was absolutely no way you could enter this site without getting caught.
SCP-4553-0: But you still let me in, didn’t you? I think my plan was successful.
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, you claim yourself to be immortal.
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: How old are you?
SCP-4553-0: 1519 years old.
Agent5: Do you really expect me to believe you were born in the medieval age?
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: How does it feel to be over one thousand years old?
SCP-4553-0: I get that question a lot, everyone believes your psyche gets affected for living that long; that you will eventually lose your mind, but it takes a lot more than that to break my will.
Agent5: How so?
SCP-4553-0: You could say I’m obsessed with living forever.
Agent5: How much is forever for you?
SCP-4553-0: …
Agent5: How much is forever for you?
SCP-4553-0: Until the last mortal being in this world stops existing.
Agent5: Do you understand that could take millions of years?
SCP-4553-0: …
(During these questions, SCP-4553-0 would give me a condescending smile)
Agent5: Let’s go back to McKenzie, how did you steal their belongings?
SCP-4553-0: Legally speaking, I stole them, extra-officially speaking, when McKenzie died, there wasn’t anybody to take his stuff from his place, so I packed everything and made it sent to my house.
Agent5: Do you know the circumstances of his death?
SCP-4553-0: I don’t, but I guess you want to ask me if I killed him.
Agent5: Did you?
SCP-4553-0: I didn’t.
Agent5: When he was alive, he told you he was an employee of the Foundation?
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: That’s absurd.
SCP-4553-0: It was another time, mister, you could share secrets between people and it wouldn’t spread like in this era of information.
(From this moment, I stop the interview and leave the room with a couple of officials guarding the door, I meet with the MTF-[REDACTED] to investigate about this Arnold McKenzie, after finding this information was true, I get back to the room, I find SCP-4553-0 drinking tea from a luxury crockery, it has been 4 hours since I left the room)
Agent5: Who brought this tableware here?
SCP-4553-0: The thing about being an agency of secrets between secrets, Mister, is that there’s people who don’t even know you, when I told your boys out there that I was just a lost civilian and that I was thirsty, they allowed me to brew some tea from the things I had on my luggage.
Agent5: … We have confirmed your alibi about McKenzie.
SCP-4553-0: Did you know how he died?
Agent5: I can’t share that information with you.
SCP-4553-0: … Did he die in peace?
Agent5: … No.
SCP-4553-0: …
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, what proof do you have to be immortal, do you have something in your luggage that could date from the medieval age?
SCP-4553-0: No, but if you give me a paper and a pencil, I’ll write down where you can find it.
(I tore a sheet of paper and give her my pen, she writes down a direction and long serial number)
Agent5: What is this serial?
SCP-4553-0: Is from a safe on a bank in Switzerland, where I keep many types of antiques, jewels and gold, all date from the medieval age and come from different parts of the world.
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, if I understand well, you are bribing me.
SCP-4553-0: Yes and no, to bri… To convince you, there’s this…
(SCP-4553-0 takes the paper off my hand and writes another serial number just as long)
Agent5: And this is?
SCP-4553-0: Another of my many bank accounts, there is currently [REDACTED] right there.
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, we don’t need your money.
SCP-4553-0: The thing is, Mister, everyone needs money, always; even a place like this would find some free billions at their disposal more than helpful.
Agent5: You will need more than money and gold for us to accept you here.
SCP-4553-0: Oh I’m aware of that, my offering doesn’t end just here.
Agent5: And what else would you offer, SCP-4553-0?
SCP-4553-0: I plan to memorize this site and the contents that are contained here; I will be the bank of memory of the Foundation.
Agent5: Why would that interest us?
SCP-4553-0: Because everything dies, Mister, everything but me, the animals, plants, people, even the most atrocious nightmares your employees take care of, eventually, everything will perish, everything but me, as I’m destined to live for as long as this reality exists.
Agent5: …
SCP-4553-0: When the world burns down, and civilization rises from the ashes one more time, who would be there to remind humans of your great feats?
Agent5: You don’t consider yourself a human?
SCP-4553-0: After living for more than a thousand years, the only humanity left in you is only your appearance.
Agent5: How would you describe yourself then?
SCP-4553-0: An immortal being of humanoid figure who holds all knowledge of human civilization.
Agent5: Your proposition would be more interesting if you were born in that age of Jesus Christ or even further in the past.
SCP-4553-0: Not everything is perfect Mister, my parents, and the parents of my parents though, have many stories from those days, stories they can tell to perfection, and that I have memorized as well.
Agent5: SCP-4553-0, there are more beings like you?
SCP-4553-0: No.
Agent5: Are you implying there’s a way to kill immortal beings like you?
SCP-4553-0: No, we just decide to stop existing, my parents wandered in this planet for around fifty thousand years, my grandparents around forty hundred thousand years, we all decide how long we want to exist.
Agent5: And you want to keep living until all live in this planet ceases from existing, right? Even if takes millions of years?
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: And you want to do so for keeping all human civilization data?
SCP-4553-0: That’s correct.
Agent5: Then why do you want to be confined here, out of touch with the human civilization you want to keep track of?
SCP-4553-0: The sand clock of the Foundation has been running for quite long time, Mister, and there’s a little amount of grains left in that clock.
Agent5: Is that a treat, SCP-4553-0?
SCP-4553-0: Is a warning from someone which family has seen the fall and rise of humanity over and over again, it could take a hundred of years, even a thousand, but this place, sooner or later, will become dust, everything dies, everything but me.
Agent5: So you are saying the amount of time you’ll spend here is insignificant to your labor of memorizing the story of human civilization?
SCP-4553-0: Exactly.
Agent5: There’s one more thing that has been troubling me, SCP-4553-0.
SCP-4553-0: And what would that be?
Agent5: How do immortal beings exist in this time and age?
SCP-4553-0: By deals with the government in the country we choose to live.
Agent5: What kind of deals?
SCP-4553-0: We offer information, a little bit of our vast fortunes, and our vital organs and blood.
Agent5: Excuse me?
SCP-4553-0: It shouldn’t be surprising, Mister, immortal beings like us are tied hand to hand to organs donations, in the older times, we would be tied against our will to harvest our organs for the rich, now, we do it willingly.
Agent5: So your kind keeps ties with each federal institution they live in?
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: Is that how you got to meet McKenzie?
SCP-4553-0: Yes.
Agent5: When a mortal being takes something from you, let’s say, your blood, do they turn immortal as well?
SCP-4553-0: No, my immortality comes from my soul and my live energy, not my body.
Agent5: What if we tell you that we’ll take your offer as long as we can harvest your organs for our staff use?
SCP-4553-0: I would gladly accept.
Agent5: There’s nothing you won’t do to be accepted here.
SCP-4553-0: Indeed.
(I stop the interview again, this time, I order the guards to take her crockery away and to don’t listen to anything she has to say, after confirming the serial numbers leaded to the safe and bank account she mentioned, and after confirming her background ties with the federal government, I go back to the room)
Agent5: Congratulations, SCP-4553-0, you have been classified as an entity worth to be contained in the Foundation, known as “SCP-4553”, we have already decommissioned your belongings in the Switzerland bank, and they will be of use for the Foundation needs as your request.
(SCP-4553-0 gives me a list she wrote on a paper; I will make sure to demote the guards after this)
SCP-4553-0: This is a list of all the things I want, plus all the requirements I expect from the… cell, I’m going to stay.
Agent5: There are plenty of things in this list I can not allow.
SCP-4553-0: But that is your way to say you will allow some of them, right? Just to make you know, if my place doesn’t have a bathroom, I will make your life hell.
[END OF INTERVIEW LOG]
