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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard object storage container, locked under level 2 security clearance. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX be directly handled by foundation personnel for risk of triggering its anomalous effects. All personnel working in close proximity to SCP-XXXX are to be screened for a psychological examination before being deemed fit to work with SCP-XXXX. Under no circumstances should undesignated research personnel anyone with a desire for material gain be allowed access to SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX consists of numerous stacks of 1 dollar bills, the total value of which has been calculated to be 1 million US dollars. When inert, each of the bills are virtually identical to a piece of legitimate tender in colour, size, shape and weight. If a person comes into contact with SCP-XXXX with the intent of personal possession, SCP-XXXX will activate. Owners of SCP-XXXX have displayed extraordinary success in the further acquisition of wealth regardless of its statistical improbability. The owner of SCP-XXXX will begin to amass unprecedented and unlimited wealth in the form of singular US dollar bills.

Within approximately 5 minutes of initial activation, every dollar bill of the original 1 million will change appearance to match the owner; the image of George Washington will change to a photo realistic image of the current owner. All dollar bills the subject encounters from this point forward will have the updated image. Acquiring any form of wealth, aside from singular US dollars will become impossible. Any attempts to barter or trade any other valuable items will always result in payment in US dollars. Online transactions will anomalously fail, and if the money is physically withdrawn, it will do so in modified US dollars. 100% of attempted purchases with money affected by SCP-XXXX will be rejected. Any donations with money affected by SCP-XXXX will be rejected by the recipient. Attempting to destroy, discard, or otherwise remove possession of SCP-XXXX will result in a greater quantity of modified US dollars coming into possession of the owner. SCP-XXXX's anomalous affects will persist until the death of the current owner, or the seized possession of SCP-XXXX without the permission of the current owner.

Following incident OS-2353-1 and the recent actions of the late Agent ██████, any access requests for SCP-XXXX will be dealt with by me personally. We will not repeat our previous mistakes. -Senior Researcher DR. Rohen

[[footnote]]Agent ██████ came into contact with SCP-XXXX triggering its effects after an access request was authorized by Lead Researcher [REDACTED]. The death of Agent ██████ is presumed to be suicide.[[footnote]]