Zandroid3's Sand Pile

Developing Ideas

(NS) an scp about a completely not out of date cultural reference

So this story is about containment rather than the object itself. The premise is that there's an anomalous leak, done by the Serpent's Hand (I don't really know much about the Serpent's Hand, besides the fact that their goal is to get knowledge about the anomalous out there, tech stuff isn't their MO as far as I know, so maybe I'll create something new, like a Snowden type character) Either way, the Foundation's solution to this is to create a fiction around them, in order to discredit them. The main thing is going to be an image of the 'Slenderman'. The Foundation holds a contest to create what will become the Slenderman mythos, it will look like a typical contest on the wiki itself. They joke will be that the entrants written by scientists won't do well, because they are too technical, and the winner will written by some agent, I'm trying to write about why Slenderman doesn't work as an SCP, (I guess it could be a series I, since some of those are pretty simple, but modern SCPs are expected to have a hook). I don't want to insult either the idea of Slenderman since it's a solid design, but it might be fun to poke some holes in it, and it's just a monster, and it leaves to much ambiguous at this point. also do the kids even care about Slenderman anymore? Anyway I'll have to get better at formatting these and stuff, because I want to create a decent amount of entrants, and maybe fake comment sections on the entrants and stuff.
Also there will another bit where an image of 173 got leaked and the Foundation used amnestics to make Izumi Kato think he made it, and maybe also they planted the idea of Weeping Angels on Doctor Who.

(NS) cod is best game slender is for wieners

So this is the story about the thing in the image for the SCP, which is the source of the "Slenderman" (is that one word? I've seen it both ways) image comes from, it shows up in the woods of ██████, New Jersey (I don't know why I chose New Jersey so this is subject to change I guess). Even though the encounter will be somewhat short, the whole point is to convey that the thing in the image is not Slenderman.
The overarching idea here is about why Slenderman does not really fit into the SCP universe, even if you take out the fact that SCPs are supposed to be original ideas. The thing that gets shot up is pretty dysfunctional, the GOC is intervening because it's anomalous, not because it's some kind of superhuman threat.
I'm actually not really sure if much of the information I want to convey will be conveyed through this, since the GOCs aren't really all about doing autopsies. So this might be better as a document on the thing's own SCP, and I need to come up with an at least mildly interesting origin for the thing.

(NS) half-baked SCP about half-baked people

So this will be the thing the GOC shot up in the woods, among a bunch of other things. The premise is that the Slenderman is one of many creations, and they are basically all creations of something that has the technology to create humans, but doesn't really fully understand what humans are. I guess that would make it an alien probably.

+ 'Slenderman'

So it's not actually the Slenderman, it's a tall man created by some aliens who don't really get what a man is. There's no face, not enough joints. It started following some kids around for some reason, which is why the GOC swiss cheesed it.

+ Real Man

So there's this radio station I listen to sometimes on the way to work, it was originally an alt-rock station, but I guess who ever runs it lost their █████ in an industrial accident and are trying to reaffirm themselves, because now the theme is overcompensating. They play rock like AC/DC and stuff, and the slogan is "███.█, a station for men" (or something I don't remember and it doesn't matter) There are messages like "If you like your steak so rare, it's still breathing, then you've come to the right place! surprised cow noise. It's kind of like Chuck Norris jokes, like everyone else, it's been about a decade since I've seen a Chuck Norris joke.
Anyway, I realized that if there was actually anybody who fit that kind of description, they would be ███ing terrifying.
So since these are the product of somebody making humans who don't really get what humans are, the aliens might be confused if they saw something that misinformed them on what "real men" are like.

+ MIB

So for this one I only have an image of in my head, there's more than one of them, but they all look the same. It's the stereotypical Men in Black look. They all look identical, kind of Agent Smith-ish, but there are no eyes behind the sunglasses. I kind of like the idea of them trying to eliminate anomalous stuff, but they don't understand what anomalous is, so they show up for Jesus on toast stuff. I haven't decided what they do yet, but the idea is that they don't understand what the Foundation/GOC/UIU are about.