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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Pending

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to continue their current employment indefinitely. In the event SCP-XXXX-1 expires or is otherwise unable to continue their current employment, the current SCP-XXXX liaison is to be notified immediately. If SCP-XXXX shows signs of undergoing apotheosis, procedure Reslo-21 is to be initiated immediately. See Addendum SCP-XXXX-A for details. Any failure or substantial delay of this process shall constitute a WWK-Class "Big Evil" scenario.¹

A Foundation agent, hereby referred to as a 'SCP-XXXX liaison' is to be installed within any organization ran by SCP-XXXX. The SCP-XXXX liaison is to be in constant communication with SCP-XXXX-1 in order to facilitate the day-to-day containment of SCP-XXXX. Due to SCP-XXXX-1's continued successful containment, SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties have been temporarily localized to only occur during live television or pay-per-view broadcasts. A proposal to diminish the quantity and length of SCP-XXXX-affiliated pay-per-view broadcasts is currently under consideration.

Description: SCP-XXXX is Vincent Kennedy McMahon, current President and CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. It is a non-anomalous human with the sole exception of possessing subconscious reality-altering abilities. The effects of SCP-XXXX are localized to a roughly 500 meter radius around him. Alterations to local reality are often recognized by the following characteristics:

• A focus and importance placed on one or more stylized belts (Hereby classified as SCP-XXXX-2).
• The sudden appearance of fantastical or whimsical characters.
• Migration to or construction of mid-size stadiums.
• An increase in aggression and diminishing of the effects of social/cultural taboos.

SCP-XXXX-1 is Mark Calaway, a large-bodied middle-aged humanoid currently employed with World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.

+ Addendum SCP-XXXX-A

Addendum SCP-XXXX-A
SCP-XXXX is said to be undergoing apotheosis when any two of the following events occur during a single broadcast of Monday Night Raw, WWE Smackdown, or an annual pay-per-view event:²

• A wrestler scheduled to participate in a match during the event dies.
• A wrestler deviates from their script, when such deviation causes SCP-XXXX any form of embarrassment.
• SCP-XXXX is scheduled to participate in a match or segment.

Upon the occurrence of the second event, the live broadcasting feed must be cut. Mobile Task Force Omicron-11, "Clean Jobbers," are to be dispatched immediately to proceed with procedure Reslo-21. Following the procedure, all non-active participants apart from SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be administered Class-A amnestics.

Footnotes

1. A "substantial delay" refers to any time larger than 24 hours after the expiration of the subject.

2. Examples include Wrestlemania and Survivor Series.