Per 
"Yea man put this as my picture this seems wicked bro"
Item #: SCP-4831-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4831-J requires no Special Containment Procedures. It is better left to just "roam" around and do it's thing.Due to the nature of it's manifestation and de-manifestation,Special Containment Procedures would prove difficult.I mean,we shouldn't be spending ANY money trying to contain this anomaly,I'm not sure it is worthy of a report anyway.Who brought this here?Moving on.
Description: SCP-4831-J is an anthropomorphic humanoid. It's a human alright,I mean this guy does not deserve any special science-y clarifications. SCP-4831-J is about 5'8 tall,has long hair and dreadlocks.I mean can I just be blunt here?No?Alright.
SCP-4831-J appears to manifest whenever someone is smoking marijuana for recreational purposes. It will then ask if it "can have a puff of that thang" while simultaneously trying to keep his balance. After smoking marijuana,SCP-4831-J will begin telling a story of how it met Jon Bon Jovi back in '04,along with how they went on "an adventure to save rock music". Details of the story change every time.
Multiple instances of SCP-4831-J can appear if they are further away than approximately 300 yards. Leading one instance of SCP-4831-J to another has yet to happen,as most instances of SCP-4831-J seem to roam around and get lost after 5 minutes.
Trying to talk with SCP-4831-J will always result in it saying "that's wicked bro" after approximately 2 minutes of conversation,where it will start wondering off.
Following SCP-4831-J is seemingly impossible,as most test subjects tasked to follow it seem to lose it after approximately 5 minutes.Test subjects that were interviewed after replied with vague remarks as to where SCP-4831-J went.
Addendum 1: Interview Log 4831-J
Interviewer: Dr. █████████
Date: 04/20/2017Dr. █████████: Please state your name.
SCP-4831-J moves close to microphone and exhales a long breath.
SCP-4831-J : James Moonsailor man.
Dr. █████████: I- ugh. Do I have to do this?Fine.Can you tell me where you are from?
SCP-4831-J: Oh yeah man I remember when I was a kid there was this well and uhh we would go around with Timmy and play and he would always win the bet you know.
Dr. █████████ : Who is Timmy? What bet?
SCP-4831-J: Yea man the bet,you know what I'm saying this guy get it haha up five my man.
SCP-4831-J proceeds to get up from his chair to get an "up-five".1Dr.█████████: Please do not stand up.
SCP-4831-J: Fo'shizzle myman?
Dr.█████████: I mean…can I just go at this point?Dr.█████████ proceeds to leave the room in a fit of rage.
SCP-4831-J: That's wicked bro.
SCP-4831-J speaking to the camera
SCP-4831-J: Hey do you guys happen to have any cush?
I don't want my name in this. I don't want the foundation thinking I am wasting money on stupid research. Why did you bring me this anyway? -Dr.█████████
