Zayne

SCP-5004

Item #: SCP-5004

Object Class: Keter/Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures:
At the moment he is agreeing to stay contained for others safety, otherwise he cannot be contained. O-5 wants to terminate him, but the government says otherwise not to. SCP-5004 is contained in an ordinary prison cell and is fed regularly.
SCP-5004’s cell is 8mx8mx8m tall and wide. The walls are 8in thick and lined with steel. SCP-5004 seems to be “amused” by our determination to keep him contained. He has working plumbing and electricity with a working toilet with toilet paper and a working sink with soap. The bed is cheap from Big Lots but he says he slept on worse. The O-5 council has allowed him to enter the cafeteria and can have whatever he “desires”.

Description:
SCP-5004 is a humanoid entity measuring about 1.8 meters tall. He says his name is Zayne and just that. He also says he has a basic understanding of our species even though he’s only seen us three times. Dr. Laurence has interviewed SCP-5004 twice, the first to no avail and the second attempt he just said “Get ready.”, none of us understand it as a threat or a warning but we’re keeping a close eye on him. Dr. Samuel interviewed SCP-5004 and only got a short description about our “impending doom”. We then tried to interview him a total of 32 times to no avail, as Dr. Laurence puts it “He seems that we don’t have the power to make him talk.”. That was until Dr. Bright interviewed him as a joke but actually managed to make him talk. See Addendum 5004-1 for more details. He says he has an army that can destroy the Earth without breaking a sweat. This is what gives him the object class Keter and Apollyon.
SCP-5004 also likes to call us “peasants” for fun but we believe there is more to it than meets the eye. We invited Dr. Lotis from Site 19 to try and interview SCP-5004. See Addendum 5004-2 for more details. Dr. Lloyd from Site 12 is setting up a meeting where SCP-5004 can attempt to terminate other life threatening SCPs. SCP-5004 has proven to be very hostile when provoked because he killed all the men in over 10 field operations without taking a single hit. All the men died with what looks like lightsaber wounds from the famous Star Wars franchise. See First Contact Log for more information. The average field operations contains an average of 15-20 men each. This is another reason why he has the classification of Keter.
He says he has the power of the universe and video and visual recording prove this to be correct. See First Contact Log for more info. The same powers SCP-5004 describes is the same powers that are given to the user of the Infinity Stones from the famous Marvel Studios. He can use all the stones which consist of Power, Space, Reality, Soul, Time, and Mind. The only other person to wield the Infinity Stones is Thanos but he is fictional, SCP-5004 is a real and living creature. His hair and eyes also change color with his emotions. This is the documented colors we have found.
Yellow=Happiness
Red=Anger
Blue=Sadness
Regular=Calm
Darkish Gray=Bored
Pink=Love (Don’t ask how we know it was [DATA EXPUNGED] and we don't want to talk about it)
Green=Disgust
SCP-5004 also speaks of his “companions” which is the DDLC characters which consist of Sayori (SCP-5005), Yuri (SCP-5006), Natsuki (SCP-5007), Monika (SCP-5008), and MC (SCP-5009) which are being contained and researched at Site 22. We keep on telling that they have been successfully contained and the chances of them escaping is 1,325,956,236 to 1, but all SCP-5004 says is that “they can defy all odds”. This comment made sure Site 22’s security is even stronger than before. SCP-5004 has not tried to break out of containment and is being used to attempt to terminate SCP-682 (The Hard to Destroy Reptile. SCP-5004 says he knows all the SCP’s in the SCP Foundation. We took a test of this and he passed, successfully naming all the SCP’s from 1-5009, yes he even included himself. This fact has us worried that he start a Facility wide containment breach or a Foundation Wide Containment Breach and possibly an XK-Class Extinction event. SCP-5004’s cell needs level 4 or higher access to enter. We are also warned to look for huge “starships” in the sky, this is a sign of his “army” coming.

First Contact Log- SCP-5004:
*Begin log*
Commander: “Let’s just get this over with, I hate this job.”
Lieutenant: “You think we like it any more than you do?”
Commander: “Shut up and pay attention.”
Lieutenant: “Yes sir.”
The multiple field operations continue walking towards the given coordinates by O-5.
Lieutenant: “We are at the coordinates and just see a guy standing there.”
Commander: “What does he look like!?”
Lieutenant: “We don’t know, he is looking at the opposite direction.”
Private: “Sir, he’s standing up.”
Lieutenant: “Everyone get ready for contact.”
*The soldiers raise their Ultimax 100 Light Machine Gun at the mysterious figure.*
Lieutenant: “He’s activating some sort of sword, it looks like a lightsaber!”
Commander: “A lightsaber, isn’t that a fictional weapon!?”
Lieutenant: “It was until now, everyone open fire!!”
*Gunshot sounds*
Lieutenant: “How is it dodging all our shots?!! “Oh my god, it’s slaughtering everybody!!”
*Intercoms with Lieutenant seizes*
Commander: “Lieutenant? Lieutenant?! Lieutenant!!”
*End log*

Interview Log 5004-1:
*Dr. Bright enters the room*
Dr. Bright: “So, you like jazz??”
SCP-5004: “I get that reference and jazz is fine in my rightful opinion.”
Dr. Bright: “Fine, what’s the reference from then?!”
SCP-5004: “It’s from the horrible movie called the Bee Movie.”
Dr. Bright: H.h..How do you know that, you only been here for 2 weeks?!”
SCP-5004: “It’s the curse for having infinite knowledge.”
Dr. Bright: “Infinite knowledge?”
SCP-5004: *Sigh* It’s from the Soul Stone, whoever wields it has all the knowledge in all of the realities”
Dr. Bright: “Other realities?”
SCP-5004: “Yeah, other realities, I’m from one of the “other realities” and so are the DDLC characters.”
Dr. Bright: “Oh….of course! I guess all we do is question everything.”
SCP-5004: “Indeed.”
Dr. Bright: “So do you know that this is a bet with the other scientists, right?”
SCP-5004: “Yes, I do.”
Dr. Bright: “So your talking to me so I can win?”
SCP-5004: “Negative, I’m talking to you because I got bored.”
Dr. Bright: “Would you like me to leave?”
SCP-5004: “If you want”
Dr. Bright: “Okay, just don’t make the other guys angry, got it?”
SCP-5004: “I’ll try.”
*Dr. Bright exits the room*

Interview Log 5004-2:
*Dr. Lloyd enters the room*
Dr. Lloyd: “So you say your a guardian, what kind of guardian?”
SCP-5004: “You peasants always asking questions.”
Dr. Lloyd: “Why do you keep calling us, peasants?”
SCP-5004: “Because it perfectly describes your puny species.”
Dr. Lloyd: “Okay, good to know, now answer the question, what kind of guardian are you?”
SCP-5004: “A universal guardian.”
Dr. Lloyd: “A universal guardian?”
SCP-5004: “Yes, my job is to watch over the multiverse, in return I get my “powers”.”
*Dr. Lloyd writes this down*
SCP-5004: “Are you recording this through video and through writing?”
Dr. Lloyd: “Stop asking questions, you don’t like when we do it to you.”
SCP-5004: “Touché.”
*Dr. Lloyd finishes writing his notes down*
Dr. Lloyd: “I’ll leave you be now.”
SCP-5004: “You mean take me back to my cell?”
Dr. Lloyd: “That’s correct.”
*Dr. Lloyd signals the guards that the interview is over*
Dr. Lloyd: “Hope you have a nice day.”
SCP-5004: “Me too.”
*Dr. Lloyd exits the room*
*15 minutes later, SCP-5004 is escorted back to his cell safely with no casualties*

Interview Log 5004-3:
*Dr. Lotis enters the room*
Dr. Lotis: “So you’re the famous SCP-5004, am I correct.”
SCP-5004: “I didn’t know I was famous but, yes I am the famous SCP-5004.”
Dr. Lotis: “Well you are pretty popular.”
SCP-5004: “Aren’t you here to interview, not tell me that I’m famous?”
Dr. Lotis: “Fine, why are you here?”
SCP-5004: “Looking.”
Dr. Lotis: “What are you looking for?”
SCP-5004: “A prized relic.”
Dr. Lotis: “Do you know what this “relic” looks like?”
SCP-5004: “Barely.”
*Dr Lotis writes some notes this “relic” down in his notebook*
SCP-5004: “You got a name?”
Dr. Lotis: “Yes.”
SCP-5004: “What is it?”
Dr. Lotis: “That’s classified information.”
SCP-5004: “So be it.”
*Dr. Lotis finishes writing his notes down*
SCP-5004: “You’re here to know what the relic looks like, are you?”
Dr. Lotis: “Not until you brang it up.”
SCP-5004: “Of course.”
Dr. Lotis: “Well what does the relic do?”
SCP-5004: “It has the power to do anything.”
Dr. Lotis: “Well that's interesting.”
SCP-5004:”Of course it is that's why I'm looking for it.”
Dr. Lotis: “But we thought you already can do anything?”
SCP-5004: “I do but with the relic I can give the power to anyone.”
Dr. Lotis: “Who are you going to give the power to?”
SCP-5004: “That is information you don't need to know.”
Dr. Lotis: “Eh? Not talking anymore I see.”
SCP-5004: “I will only give you certain information.”
Dr. Lotis: “Well I think we’re done here.”
SCP-5004: “Indeed we are.”
*Dr. Lotis finishes writing his notes and then exits the room*
*15 minutes later SCP-5004 was safely contained with no casualties*

Cross Termination Test 5004-682:
Sample Tissue Test: N/A Overridden by O-5 Command.
*Begin Testing*
“SCP-5004 was successfully contained in SCP-682’s cell”
SCP-5004: “Ah. The Hard to Destroy Reptile.”
SCP-682: “Another stupid piece of [REDACTED]
SCP-5004: “Insult me all you want because you don’t scare me.”
*SCP-682 looks directly at SCP-5004 with surprise and anger*
SCP-682: “Why you little!”
*SCP-682 tries to crush SCP-5004 with his foot but SCP-5004 just teleports out of the way*
SCP-5004: “You’re too slow!”
SCP-682: “You’ll die braver than most you little [REDACTED]
SCP-5004: “No swearing allowed here!”
*SCP-5004 proceeds to shoot SCP-682 approximately 24 times before seizing fire*
SCP-682: “Is that all you got?!”
SCP-5004: “Of course not! I’m always full of surprises!”
SCP-682: “Well than you’ll surprises will do nothing to me!”
SCP-5004: “You sure?”
SCP-682: “YES!! Why do you ask that?!”
*SCP-5004 activates some sort of bomb and blows a chunk of SCP-682’s head clean off*
*SCP-682 seems to be knocked out by the blast or the trauma done to him*
SCP-5004: “Time to end this!”
*SCP-5004 walks into SCP-682 and puts another bomb on him but this time on his brain*
*SCP-682 starts to wake up*
SCP-682: “What are you doing you little [REDACTED]
SCP-5004: “Ending your cursing spree!”
SCP-682: “What do mean “end”?”
SCP-5004: “Your smart, figure it out!”
*SCP-5004 activates the bomb*
Dr. Laurence: “Oh…My….God…Did he just??”
*The vital signs of SCP-682 has seized*
Dr. Lotis: “He…just killed SCP-682!”
Dr. Laurence: “Stop the test, it was successful!”
*The agents with a shock on their faces enter the cell and remove SCP-5004*
Agent 1: “Oh…My…God…There’s blood and bones….EVERYWHERE!”
Agent 2: “But look on the bright side, he terminated the impossible!”
Agent 1: “Let’s just take him out as quick as possible.”
*The agents remove SCP-5004 with no problems*
*Both doctors write their notes down and exit the room*

Interaction with Other SCPs
SCP-173: Hates.
SCP-096: Won’t be in the same room with.
SCP-106: Terminated.
SCP-999: Had a lot of fun with and wants to see it again in the future.
SCP-166: Terminated before giving a chance to come close to him.
SCP-008: Not affected.
SCP-002: Walked out unharmed.
SCP-049: Let him pat him on the back with no problems.
SCP-2006: SCP-2006 just ignored him like he was non-existent.
SCP-5000: SCP-5000 tried eating but got all his teeth broken.
SCP-5008: Just said “I forgive you” and didn’t say anything else.
SCP-458: SCP-5004 didn’t eat any pizza just said “Not hungry”
SCP-079: Successfully communicated with.
SCP-343: God said “Don’t know this “thing” and tried killing him to no avail.
SCP-087 Successfully reached the bottom to find a jewel of unknown origin, now classified as SCP-087-3.
SCP-993 Says he “wants it to burn in [REDACTED].
SCP-5005: Just said “Are you okay” and left.
SCP-5009: Simply said “You tried your best and left.
SCP-688: Had no anomalous behaviors.
SCP-009: Had no problems with it.
SCP-294: Successfully dispensed a cup of “God” and drank it with nothing happening.
SCP-2521: Successfully wrote his name down without the paper being taken. Then said his name for it to appear and gave him a fist bump and left.
SCP-1025: Read the whole book with no problems.
SCP-610: He didn’t want come 10 feet near it no matter what we did.
SCP-2774: No irregular actions for 2 months after exposure.
SCP-914 (Rough): SCP-5004 exited SCP-914 on the “Rough” setting unharmed.
SCP-914 (Very Fine): Nothing happened for 15 minutes after.
SCP-914: (1:1): The same thing came out, SCP-5004.