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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a remotely controlled smart glass1 box encased in bulletproof glass. The smart glass must be set to opaque unless SCP-XXXX is being used for testing. 2 security cameras must be placed at opposite corners of the room, and must be angled such that SCP-XXXX cannot be viewed.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, empty aluminium mint tin dated back to the year 1923. On a label on the front side of SCP-XXXX the text 'Dr. Young's Incredible Imagi-mints!' is printed in bold purple lettering, below which in finer purple lettering is the phrase 'Imagine your perfect you!'.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects take place when a human subject with body-image issues of any kind (designated SCP-XXXX-1) makes visual contact with SCP-XXXX. When the SCP-XXXX-1 does this they will proceed to move in front and to one side of SCP-XXXX and begin to perform a speech to the nearest observer/camera as follows:
"Are you feeling down about that big 'ol crown? Drab with all that flab? Do you want to be taller or shorter but you don't know just don't know how?
Then Doctor Young's Incredible Imagi-mints are what you need!
I feel better just knowing they're there!"
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