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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object class: Euclid Keter
Special containment procedures:
SCP-XXXX instances are to be reported immediately if sighted by any personnel. Any current residences affected by this anomaly are to be shut off from any contact of non-foundation members. SCP-XXXX-1 corpses are to be brought in for autopsies/testing.
SCP-XXXX-2 instances are to be brought in for diagnostics and stay in d-class cells for later testing get
administered Class-A amnestics to be sent to the nearest therapist or mental asylum depending on the conditions they show.
Update 3/1/16:
Due to the random and rapid occurrences of SCP-XXXX manifesting through out the east coast, SCP-XXXX's object class has been updated from Euclid to Keter as of 3/1/16 (March 1st, 2016)
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a cognitohazardous playground swing consisting of a mahogany seat plus a red and white nylon rope. When an individual views SCP-XXXX, they have a 2.7% chance of an SCP-XXXX instance manifesting in their front/back yard on any tree. If the person does not have any sort of extra land, the chance of SCP-XXXX showing up is 0%.
If a person decides to sit on SCP-XXXX, they immediately fall unconscious for a period of 18-24 hours, after which they die.
During this state, the individual is now considered SCP-XXXX-1. If another person views an SCP-XXXX-1 instance during their unconscious state, they hereby transform into SCP-XXXX-2.
