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Actual tale stuff
Note: I wrote this in my phones notes app it’s not in format.
Just a simple tale about 3521
The following documents were recovered from the personal computer of the now deceased Dr. Nomel
Document 1: READ THIS/ INCIDENT REPORT.
If you are reading this as cliché as it sounds chances are I’m long dead. I have prepared this document (and only this document)as an improvised Incident and possible casualty report. This document can be used as a will and testament in the situation I am to die
My name is Edward P Nomel I am a level 2 researcher under the employment of the foundation currently speaking I am locked in my office with a large amount of bananas blocking my exit.
It is of my opinion, as I was assigned to SCP-3521 that the predicament I find myself in today was caused by the pill (from this point I will refer to it as the “Banana pill” or some other less official name). I’d guess it was used for its intended purpose, And that Dato had succeeded in his goal with this creation leading me to now face the consequences of its use.
Lord, how did we not figure it out.
during today’s the planned test the pill somehow produced an incredibly large amount of bananas. If the the data collected from the burner phone is correct a D-class individual most have eaten the pill causing this mess. If I had to guess the total amount of bananas I’d place it in the millions to fill from the bottom of this facility to up past me(I assume).
How unfortunate it truly is
End of document 1
The following document is the personal document of Dr. Nomel. It is to be noted that it was of his request for this document to not be read unless you are a member of review staff or a close friend.
Document 2: Personal journal
If you are reading this particular document and it’s not your Job, respect my wishes and close the tab or put down the folder with this document in it, this is my wish unless you are a close friend. However I would guess that at least one of my closest friends is in the same predicament as me or perhaps even dead.
Date: 1/30/18
This is hopefully the beginning of a long document. I am hoping I can somehow maintain some sort of sanity by observing this predicament. I have nothing to write about today other than to create a list of materials that I have access to. Hopefully I can use this list to ration.
Currently speaking I have a unreasonably large amount of bananas, so let’s hope I can survive off them for a time.
In terms of actual supplies I have a small flashlight, a phone without reception,some “church candies” in a glass jar on my desk, a couple cans of cola, and some water both the cola and water being in a mini fridge I somehow got command to allow me as “personal affects”
I hope to add to this document soon
/Document end/
The previous document was not finished as the facility power failed within a few hours of incident 3521.1
Several Papers were found in the office of Dr. Nomel that seem to be a continuation of the above document.
Document 3:
I guess I need to revoke that statement now. I’m not exactly sure when the power went down but was practically unnoticeable till I tried to add to my journal.
I realized something about an hour ago. I had a massive headache. it’s made me realize,I may die of radiation within a few days. I’m not exactly sure how that works as I’m just here for pharmaceutical studies but I’m confident that it’s what gave me that headache.
Document 4:
Powers back! And I have a fresh email. I’m not going to question how, probably through an ether net cable or Something, but I fear power is fleeting so I am sticking to paper writing.
Now when I saw the email I actually started to laugh, I’m far from a mad man but it drove me as far as my office’s ceiling fan. I guess there’s no point in not writing down what the email said for my few friends reading this.
It said, and I quote
“Members of SCP: foundation staff.
If you are affected by incident 3521-1 do not panic or attempt to contact loved ones attempting to do so could result in a breach of secrecy and will result in your immediate termination.”
That’s the part that got me, the rest of the email rambled on about rescue services, and estimated times, but if I am reading that right those assholes just threatened a gaggle of dead men with death.
Document is contained on another paper:
In all honesty it isn’t surprising that they had to send this email, we are all dead men or at least I am, why not send your family a will and testament.
Document 5:
Illness and I’m not referring to being cool, I’m saying, I am riddled with cancer and I might be bleeding internally.
The last few, as I presume it, days have been nothing but pain. And I’m out of things to drink other than rotting banana juice. I think at this point I have nothing left to do but give up. When you find me I will be here, huddled in a corner under the lot of my office supplies dead.
Document 6:
I have no intention of eating anymore of that radioactive mush, and I’ll be better off for it. Frankly I never and I mean never should have even once considered taking this job, where for some reason around every corner is something that can end someone’s life. I should have ,for the love of all that is holy, worked at a Generic superstore pharmacy over came here.
Goodbye my more fortunate brethren
Document 7:
I shouldn’t have wasted the paper for that last note , as true as it is that I should have just taken a different route in my studies I guess
This is just how things were meant to go. Here I am just sitting under that pile of things I mentioned scribbling down the last of my ramblings and probably thoughts in general
I’ve been coughing up blood recently and I am breaking out in some sort of what can best be described as pox, and that’s just to add to the fact I haven’t eaten in what feels like a life time, and now is a good time to end a life, my life by not breathing till I couldn’t if I tried, or I break my spine or wind pipe, whichever comes first.
Goodbye my more fortunate brethren
And this time I’m not sticking round for the long haul
The body of Dr. Nomel was discovered by excavation project 3 and is currently instated in a near by waste facility due to outstanding radioactivity, the above documents were also collected however the original copies were burnt.
The discovery of these documents encouraged the passing of an act by site command to limit personal affects and better train the staff in how to handle similar situations
