CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: A 3-kilometer perimeter has been established around SCP-XXXX under the guise of an agricultural disease quarantine zone. Civilian entry is strictly prohibited, with posted warnings of chemical contamination. Surveillance drones and a stationed security team monitor the area 24/7.
All harvested SCP-XXXX-A instances are to be stored in refrigerated, lead-lined containers at Site-77's Containment Wing. Consumption of SCP-XXXX-A outside of authorized testing is forbidden. Personnel involved in taste testing must undergo weekly memetic stability evaluations and are to be rotated out of the program after no more than two weeks of continuous exposure.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a farm located in [REDACTED], spanning approximately 19 hectares. Despite years of abandonment and no evident caretakers, the farm remains in pristine condition, with organized crop rows and fully functional irrigation systems. The crops grown on the farm are collectively referred to as SCP-XXXX-A.
SCP-XXXX-A instances are golden, vegetable-like organisms that do not correspond to any known plant species, emitting a faint bioluminescence and possessing varying forms — including root vegetables, legumes, and fruit-like anomalies. All are composed of organic matter, high in [idk what vegetables have in them lol, someone fill this in pls] and trace amounts of a previously unidentified compound designated Aura-9.
When consumed, SCP-XXXX-A instances induce a memetic effect in all humans who observe the consumer. Affected observers begin to perceive the consumer as notably more charismatic, stylish, influential, or socially desirable. The degree of the effect caused by consumption of SCP-XXXX-A instances depends on the following factors:
- Quantity of SCP-XXXX-A consumed
- Culinary complexity of the preparation of SCP-XXXX-A before consumption
Notable Effects:
- Test subjects who consume raw SCP-XXXX-A report no direct changes in self-perception.
- However, peers begin describing the subject as “cooler” or “weirdly likable.”
- Higher-end meals e.g., roasted golden beetroot with truffle oil, SCP-XXXX-A soufflé (based on humanity's overall view of the method of preparation) produce substantially stronger effects.
Excessive consumption (>500g/day for more than 5 days) has resulted in:
- Spontaneous formation of small, visible golden "aura halos" around the consumer’s head (only visible to others)
- Minor reality distortions localized around the consumer (e.g., perfect lighting, background music heard only by observers)
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